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Post by >3MAJ<>Red_Sonya< on Jul 2, 2007 11:41:46 GMT
HUSBAND asks: Darling, do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means: Without Information, Fighting Everytime.
WIFE says: No darling, it means: With Idiot For Ever!
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Post by [Ronin]Lurch_LtCol on Jul 5, 2007 12:57:47 GMT
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CrazyRio
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Carefull.......
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Post by CrazyRio on Aug 30, 2007 22:07:46 GMT
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Post by >3MAJ<>Red_Sonya< on Sept 25, 2007 12:36:12 GMT
One day some women had an accident and in hospital she went into clinical death . There , in big bright tunel , God sad to her : "This is not your time yet...you'll live more 42 years, 11 days , 13 hours ... now go back and live good life " . Women came back , and after this she decided to live "good life" . First what she did is some plastic surgery , you know , face lifting,cheeks,lips,breasts etc ... BUT .. when she left the hospital , car hit her and she died ... When she saw a God , she asked him : " Ok , what happend whit those 42 years,11 days ... " and God stood there , think for a lil and sad : "Oh,it was you ! I didnt recognize you ! "
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Post by Destroyed on Sept 25, 2007 15:36:44 GMT
LOL, and thus why you do not get plastic surgery ^^
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Post by Caesar on Oct 9, 2007 7:58:47 GMT
Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The "iBoob" will cost between $499 and $599. The iBoob is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. Thanks to Apple, now everyone is happy.
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Post by Destroyed on Oct 9, 2007 10:13:15 GMT
lol, now we can all listen to them while staring ;D
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Post by Elatan on Oct 9, 2007 11:07:11 GMT
lol, good one ;D
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Post by [Ronin]Lurch_LtCol on Oct 13, 2007 5:53:32 GMT
No Comment needed
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Post by Master of Chaos on Nov 1, 2007 21:12:37 GMT
Hey CrazyRio, you realize that it's over 2 years since you started this thread right?
and just think, all of the material in the thread is enough to make a few good comedian guides =P
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Post by Destroyed on Nov 1, 2007 23:24:59 GMT
May i just say to Lurch's, amazing find lol ;D
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Post by >3MAJ<>Red_Sonya< on Nov 8, 2007 17:54:49 GMT
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Post by Caesar on Nov 14, 2007 8:44:27 GMT
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: Picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some orange and grapefruit trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over, as he hadn't been there in a while. He grabbed a bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Old men can still think fast!
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Post by >3MAJ<>Red_Sonya< on Nov 24, 2007 2:25:30 GMT
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Post by >3MAJ<>Red_Sonya< on Dec 3, 2007 19:03:27 GMT
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Post by [Ronin]Gus_Power_LtCol on Dec 16, 2007 3:52:50 GMT
Still the oldest thread and running i see, go go crazyrio
In honor of him i'd say:
On some tumbstone: "Here lies my wife and am at home resting in peace"
Or as he would tell it: On some tumbstone: "Here lies my CrazyRio and I'm at home still laughing"
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Archangel
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With death by our sides.
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Post by Archangel on Jan 1, 2008 12:23:00 GMT
[Ronin]Shogun's Ping/Loss No comment ;D
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Post by >3MAJ<>Red_Sonya< on Jan 1, 2008 13:09:56 GMT
And i thought that HK has a problem
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Post by >3MAJ<>Hunter_Killer< on Jan 3, 2008 9:20:38 GMT
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Post by >3MAJ<>Cveki< on Jan 3, 2008 19:42:57 GMT
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